‘Twas the morn of good Christmas and all through the house
All the creatures were stirring except for the mouse
The stockings were stuffed by the chimney with care,
by good St. Nicholas who lately was there.
The children ran down to the hearth two-by-two
Their parents behind with smiles too
And there next to the tree they found
a pile of presents, packages all around;
The children ran up and each took their own
As the parents saw a small pair of packages laid just so
But there were no toys nor games
No gifts within, but coal just the same
And Mom and Dad unwrapped theirs with dread
to see their coal lying in their hand’.
A note was found in Mom’s pack’
And there spoke St. Nick right back
“To you and many others this gift I give
a reminder of the year you’ve lived
for you wouldn’t wear a simple mask
to protect your kids and neighbors right back
And now 300,000 are dead, no thanks to you
so here’s this gift, a reminder new.”
Then Dad in a rage went to his truck
and took an arm from the rack;
he marched up to the North Pole
where many a grump stood also
and there they shot good St. Nick
right in the back;
“They had rights,” or so the talking head said
And now good St. Nicholas joined the COVID dead.